Saturday mornings are basically made for sex, except for when you booked a workout class, have brunch plans, need to tackle three weeks’ worth of laundry, and have big plans to power-clean your bathroom floor. But being crazy-busy shouldn’t stop you from getting busy—trust us. Stickwith us; we’re about to get weird—in the best way.
Get Dirty while getting clean
Have shower sex while giving your hair a conditioning treatment. After all, you have to wait around for that stuff to work its magic anyway. Give each other soapy massages, and if you have a detachable shower nozzle, aim it at each other’s V-zones for a tingly sensation. Not only will your hair shine but your skin will thank you for that extra post-sex glow.
Wrap his package
Have some last-minute gift-wrapping to do? In between snipping the paper and putting on bows, treat yourself to an early present. Use tape to secure your guy’s wrists to the headboard of your bed for a kinky-lite vibe, and then gently tie a ribbon around his private part. The slight pressure will trap blood flow, yielding higher sensitivity for him and a fuller, firmer feeling for you.
Reach Your Boiling Point
Heat things up when you’re waiting for pasta to cook. Following the instructions on the pasta box, set the timer for the indicated number of minutes. Having a countdown creates a sexy sense of urgency. Then, push your man down on the kitchen floor for a girl-on-top romp, and spank him with a wooden spoon. You can also shimmy out of your pants, hop up on the countertop, and spread your legs while he gives you oral. Hungry yet?
Turn on Netflix and Chill
Exactly what weekends are for? It’s hard to tear yourself away from binge-watching the new season of Jessica Jones in order to knock boots. But you can glue your eyes to the boob tube while scoring a pleasure fix at the same time. Just angle your bodies so your head is facing the screen, and climb on top. Who says you can’t have it all?