6 Ways to Get Laid with your Man Instantly

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Certain things make guys horny and we totally get it: naked people, pictures of naked people, moving images of naked people, being naked, being touched by a naked person, being touched while naked. The list is endless and largely nudity-related. But sometimes things make us horny, and we’re like, “Brain and genitals, I don’t know what you two are talking about but I just don’t get it.” As a side note, if you nicknamed your genitals “Brian,” then you would address them as “Brain and Brian” which is … I don’t know, exactly, but it’s something. Anyway, here are some things that tend to make guys horny out of nowhere.

That song that takes him back because it was playing the first time he had an orgasm in the back of a car. Everyone has that song (or a song) that gets them in the mood. Maybe it’s a pulsing techno anthem or a rock song that feels sexy or a song that was on in the background when he had the best sex of his life.

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Getting a whiff of your perfume. Smell is the strongest sense tied to memory. Plus, perfume is designed to be attractive. If someone walks by who happens to smell like his partner or former lover, he’s definitely wondering why he’s so hot and bothered.

When you show up in a red little number. Yeah, there’s a reason Valentine’s Day is all about the color red. Studies show that it’s the color most closely associated with arousal. So next time you’re trying to seduce someone, throw on a red dress or tie or bodysuit.

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Tickle fights on a lazy Sunday morning. This is technically a fetish, but it’s an incredibly common one. Known as “knismolagnia,” it’s part of the reason you get into tickle fights with your partner.

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Gorging on a slice of pumpkin or oysters or chocolate or… The list of foods that double as aphrodisiacs is incredibly long (and often disputed). So while not everyone might want a side of orgasm with their slice of pumpkin pie, he probably has a food or two that does it for him.

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Strike that humorous chord. A great sense of humor is always sexy. I’d say the best foreplay is laughter, but that’s not true. The best foreplay is oral sex.

 

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